… and so sherlock and john never met. the end.
THE SHOW WOULD CONSIST OF JOHN LIMPING AROUND LONDON AT VARIOUS SPEEDS
“Who’d want me for a flatmate?” John asked, completely serious at the notion that anyone would actually want to room with him. He glanced at his old colleague when he heard him chuckling. “What?”
“Nothing, I just remembered a funny joke.” He said with a smile. It probably had something to do with two flatmates or something. John didn’t inquire.
“Oh.” He responded simply, returning his gaze to his cup of coffee. After a few minutes of silence, John looked up to ask Stamford a question but stopped when he saw a curious look on the man’s face. He almost seemed horrified. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing.” Stamford stuttered. “It’s just…” He seemed to be trying to get a look at John’s back. “I just thought I saw something on your back.”
A couple days later, John saw something in the papers. It shouldn’t have bothered him, really, he didn’t even know this “Sherlock Holmes” character. He just couldn’t put his finger on why it made him so sad to find out that the so-called “consulting detective” had been victim to another one of those recent suicides.
NO NO NO
John pauses by a police box on his way to the store to get some milk. He smiled a little at the old timey appearance of it. “They just don’t make them like that anymore,” he said, a little wistfully. He jumped when the door flew open.
"You!" the man with the bow-tie snapped. John looked around in surprise but he was the only one around.
"M-me?" he asked, half pointing at himself.
"Yes, you. Don’t you know you jumped the tracks? You were supposed to be there to save that brilliant ridiculous idiot! But no, someone dipped their fingers in the time stream and messed everything all up. I will need to have a word with this person, but for now we need to get you back on track come on," the madman said, grabbing John by the arm and pulling him towards the box.
"Wow wow excuse me I don’t even know you!"
"Nor are you supposed to! But I can’t just let things go all willy-nilly topsie turvey here! Some one has got to save Sherlock Holmes and It might as well be us, eh?"
"I don’t know any Sherlock Holmes," John protested.
"Yes, and that might be the biggest crime here," the man said and finally succeeded in dragging John into the box.
"He killed himself, the papers said, and…oh my," John trailed off, looking around him in surprise. "It….it…."
"Yes, it is bigger on the inside I know. Come on, we’ve got a flatmate for you to meet!"
(in which Moriarty somehow got a hold of time travel tech and fucked everything up and the doctor is just the man to fix it)
That grandma took none of the shit.
- Straight guys: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Straight girls: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Gay guys: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Lesbians: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Gary Ross: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Suzanne Collins: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Josh Hutcherson: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- THG cast: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Obama: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- God: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Anyone who breathes: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect.
- Jennifer Lawrence: I pee in the woods a lot.
I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
“kill myself” was the most common answer when they contemplated the possibility of life as a girl
Yeah, tell me again how misogyny “isn’t real” and men and boys actually “love”, “like” and “respect the female sex”? This is how deep misogynistic propaganda runs in this world. Men and boys are so viscerally contemptuous of anything or anyone who/that is female or feminine, or perceived to be female or feminine, that they would rather commit suicide than to be associated with— or become a member of— the female sex. As Germaine Greer said, “women have no idea how much men hate them.”
50 Girlcrushes of 2013: Lucy Liu
First, let me take a moment to acknowledge that Lucy Liu turned forty-five a few days ago. FORTY-FUCKING FIVE. Yes, she is almost half a century and she looks better than you will ever hope to look and once you accept this as fact, we can move on. Now that that other show centering around the world’s greatest consulting detective is coming back, I find myself saying “some boring guy is playing Watson, I’ll pass thank you very much”. Because while that show was on a lengthy hiatus, Elementary came into our lives and showed us a version of Watson that was a force not to be ignored or under-estimated. Joan Watson is very much Sherlock’s equal partner and he acknowledges he is better with her than without her. Not because he is lonely or not because she is the only one who seems to understand him - no, that’s just petty sentimentality to someone like Holmes - but because he sees greatness in her. He sees a mind to admired and skills yet to be honed (or tapped). He sees in her a like mind that is nothing like his own but still valuable, a mind that could solve a puzzle like Moriarty. With Jonny Lee Miller, Lucy Liu has created an on-screen partnership that is one of my favorite in television. But beyond that, I give you this anecdote from novelist Douglas Coupland, “I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’ I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.” Indeed.
Enver Gjokaj’s various characters in Dollhouse
Jessica Chastain for Vogue Italy (2012
Get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite relationships: Mr. and Mrs. Smith"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
I live a George Takei adoration life
I lost it at the “Please tell me where this island of men is, thanks.”
ALWAYS REBLOG because it’s okay to be Takei!